wat a palaver

well for ffs - today was the last possible day to do my salmonella test to be able to assist my twin's birth. i simply had to cak today. and ffs yesterday i didnt so i must be so full but do u think i had the urge????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i passed by mums and together we had a cuppa so fingers crossed i wud get the urge to go to the bog ..... nothing....then all of a sudden a twinge and i dashed to the bog where i ummmed and ahhhhed and managed a very poor minute tough-as-nails piece of sh*t. well i thought now or never so with the little spoon attached to the lid i tried to cut the thing but all to no avail. its such a yukky thing to do hahahahaha in the end i managed. very embarrassing and it was only me in the bathroom. mum and i had a laugh about it.
then i met up with karen to have a cappuccino and pastry. all ok so she could give me a lift in before tem am to get the specimen to the lab on time. she actually drove up with her bmv - the latest ffs - cos her car was at the mechanics so she grabbed her husbands!! we had a chat and laugh then at half nine set off to go to the lab. well the fucking car wouldnt start!!!! i mean that car costs as much as my whole flat and it didnt fucking start!!!! we tried for a good ten minutes
strewth ruth panic cos i HAD to get to the lab on time so i set off swearing to catch the bus....which passed me before i even reache the busstop. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i waited for five minutes and lo and behold karen beeped at me and said that miraculously it had started. i made it to the lab with two minutes to spare. italians can be so fucking precise at times and the lady face on her i can tell u was actually about to refuse my specimen but i shoved it under her nose and said its urgent. phew :-))))))))