wat a palaver

well for ffs - today was the last possible day to do my salmonella test to be able to assist my twin's birth. i simply had to cak today. and ffs yesterday i didnt so i must be so full but do u think i had the urge????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i passed by mums and together we had a cuppa so fingers crossed i wud get the urge to go to the bog ..... nothing....then all of a sudden a twinge and i dashed to the bog where i ummmed and ahhhhed and managed a very poor minute tough-as-nails piece of sh*t. well i thought now or never so with the little spoon attached to the lid i tried to cut the thing but all to no avail. its such a yukky thing to do hahahahaha in the end i managed. very embarrassing and it was only me in the bathroom. mum and i had a laugh about it.
then i met up with karen to have a cappuccino and pastry. all ok so she could give me a lift in before tem am to get the specimen to the lab on time. she actually drove up with her bmv - the latest ffs - cos her car was at the mechanics so she grabbed her husbands!! we had a chat and laugh then at half nine set off to go to the lab. well the fucking car wouldnt start!!!! i mean that car costs as much as my whole flat and it didnt fucking start!!!! we tried for a good ten minutes
strewth ruth panic cos i HAD to get to the lab on time so i set off swearing to catch the bus....which passed me before i even reache the busstop. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i waited for five minutes and lo and behold karen beeped at me and said that miraculously it had started. i made it to the lab with two minutes to spare. italians can be so fucking precise at times and the lady face on her i can tell u was actually about to refuse my specimen but i shoved it under her nose and said its urgent. phew :-))))))))

never guess wat???

reckon it was a slight reaction to a new toothpaste i bought.....put it this way this morning i used an old tube thats almost finished and no tingling. tonight will try the new one ( pepsodent ) and will keep you informed.

was supposed to take in my salmonella poo specimen in to the lab today but i didnt poo ffs grrrrrrrrr i cant be at my twin's birth if the people aint got my salmonella results :-((((

hahahahah reading back that is soooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

yikes

i mentioned in passing that my lips were tingling and my sis said cud be summat to do with circulation etc and seeing as i aint feeling hundred percent in general am shitting myself. strewth have so much to do etc etc i cant risk being ill now...fuck fuck fuck...i shud get my act together...get all my blood tests done do an electrocardiogram etc etc will pas by doc and get blood pressure measured. wat a pain in the arse this whole palaver is.....have neglected myself for too long and now things are coming to a head.

ohhhhhhhhhhh am i pissed off or what

am so arsy at this precise moment cos everything backfires simes has his first karate exam at 3pm and has just told me that has invited over a friend for lunch which is ok. however in the meantime a mate of mine asked me to let her daughter come for lunch as she is busy and cant make it home in time. fine by me i said also to give me a chance to pay her back as she always ferries my kid around when there are parties etc. when i told simes that he had an absolute epi. i couldnt get a word in edgeways. he looped the loop i mean ffs he's 14 years old goin on 10 jeeeeeeeeeeeeee he went on and on til i put the phone down on me. wat an absurd severe reaction. am wracking my brain as to why such a reaction. i know this girl and simes have never been the best of friends. she's a swot and v critical heavygoing actually a pain in the arse tween u and me but then my son is pretty high up on the list too though to his favour laughs a lot which this girl doesnt.
strewth now how the fuck am i goin to resolve this problem????
am always pig in the middle shit think am doing the right thing then it all backfires.
fuck fuck fuck how i hate the way things go wrong.
am wracking my brain but just dont know. impossible to ring my mate and take back my offer. can only hope to cajole simes who can be a right arsehole when he puts his mind to it. am shaking my head at his outburst. i know he's in the height of hormone changes etc and has always been a particularly dramatic lad but fuck to react like that.
it must be something that girl has done.......ok will look into that sometime soon but how the hell am i going to solve this problem now................

ho hum ho hum

slept 8 hours and am tired thats not normal got a stupid side parting that looks ridiculous and i woke up with indigestion...dont u think my body is trying to tell me something???? isnt it time i knuckled down and started a serious healthy eating plan with regular exercise??? i cant believe am 41 going on 50 could stil be quite attractive but am goin to the dogs its embarrassing and stupid to say the least.

pissing down

its totally pissing down and i have things to do but i cant be fagged am working out a shopping list but i aint got any ready cash so that pisses me off too having to go to a cashpoint so am wondering if i can make do / invent with wat i have in my kitchen cupboards and fridge :-((((((